Landen Hoffmann, 5, broke his skull, facial bones, both arms and a leg when he a deranged stranger randomly picked him up at the mall and tossed him over the side of the third-floor balcony.
KFC has found itself the target of a string of violent mob attacks in Pakistan sparked by anti-American sentiment stemming from US support of Israel's war in Gaza.
Federal workers are whining about the "DOGE 15" - the added weight they've packed on since being dragged back to the office and worrying about their own productivity and looming layoffs.
Illegal crossings at the border with Canada have plummeted since the election - down 66% from 12,085 people nabbed in November to 4,098 in February - the latest available official number from US Customs and Border Patrol.