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The mailbag is positively bulging. “While you’re soaking up the sun (?) at the CheeseStadion,” says Jeremy Boyce, “there is serious stuff going on down on the coast, where Pompey are currently dishing out favours to Burnley and Sheff U by besting promotion-chasing Not-So-Nasty-As-They-Used-to-Be Leeds with very little time to go... Squeaky bum time is go!” Thanks for the tip. But – at the risk of shattering the illusion – I’m not at the Tottenham Stadium, nor am I soaking up the sun. Like many a true sports lover, I spend a lot of time indoors.

In other news, Rohit Sharma is trying to win the Champions Trophy all by himself.