Setting the record straight, 33 years later.

Grab your Pickaxe and get to minin'.

The purported work-in-progress trailer popped up on YouTube last week.

It's been a ride, but the ride is over.

The two games will overlap when it feels right.

"I believe that we have the right ingredients."

As long as it isn't "multi-directional shooter," I'm content.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

A new mix of game, book, and software bundles is going up for grabs every day, but they'll only be around for a very short time.

We've tested every single one of these, so we know that this list will make your holiday shopping a lot easier.

The man loves falling down virtual mountains.

Skate the (under)world.

I just hope it's just as snappy. And where'd my browse button go?

The Paramount bid is also supported by Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner, so that's probably not great for Netflix's ambitions.

No, I don't need to rephrase that headline. You're wrong, actually.

Prestige rewards are a bit redundant if everyone gets them.

Just throw a couple billion more into the MR pit.

I kinda like the jank, though.

Oh! That seems like it could actually be useful.

Flexing its audio chops across a disruptive price point.

Two powerful rigs that have somehow stuck around.

Maybe we can finally ask him for sh*t.

Yapper's Gate.

Season 2 hasn't even been released yet.